I'm sick of getting rude comments on this post, so I feel the need to add a quick introduction. I AM DYSLEXIC! If you read anything on this blog beyond the list of jokes associate with this post, you would know that. But a lot of people seem to enjoy searching for dyslexia jokes and then yelling at the people who post them without stopping to ask who those people are. I know dyslexics aren't stupid. I don't think that I'm stupid, and like I said before, I am dyslexic.
But even if most dyslexics are very intelligent, dyslexia jokes can at times be funny. Not all of these jokes are exceptionally funny, but a few of them make me laugh. So I'm sharing them with you. If they make you laugh, that's great. If they make you offended, why are you reading them to begin with?
Okay, that's all I had to say, now for the jokes.
A dyslexic walked into a bra.
What do you get when the you cross a dyslexic, and agnostic, and an insomniac.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
Dyslexics of the world untie.
The National Association of Dyslexics, also known as A.N.D.
The satanic dyslexic sold his sole to Santa.
How many dyslexics does it take to skrew in a lightbulb?
103: 1 to hold the bulb and 102 to read the directions.
Why did the dyslexic cross the road?
To get to Horse Diet
After a trip to the doctor my friends informed me, “It’s bad. I’ve got the big C.”
“Oh no, canser?”
Teacher: “You have horrible grammer.”
Dyslexic: “You’ve never even met her.”
First dyslexic cook: “Can you smell gas?”
Second dyslexic cook: “I can’t even smell my own name.”
A dyslexic entered a spelling bee. She came in SALT.